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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I still haven't won the lottery. What's up with that?
     
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    1. 1 Toy Maker
      You have, you've got all of us.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Nov 5, 2019
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    2. deegenerate
      Hahahahaha! I forgot to look at it that way. Thank you for the reminder of my riches! lol
       
      deegenerate, Nov 5, 2019
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    #402
  2. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    Change your definition of "lottery". If you change the meaning of lottery to "found two bucks in change under the drivers seat" then you can win. Especially if you get a friend to strategically place two dollars in change under the drivers seat.
     
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    #403
  3. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    No complaints this morning.
     
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  4. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    My gripe is that I can’t think of anything to gripe about.

    damn it!
     
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  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Having to fill Christmas jewelry orders and waking up so sick I can’t get out of bed.
     
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    2. bigbird
      elves are too tall for her - it needs to be the dwarves
       
      bigbird, Nov 7, 2019
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    3. Cherrypop
      I wish! If I had them I’d use them for evil instead of good lol
       
      Cherrypop, Nov 7, 2019
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    4. bigbird
      i always thought gimli was a cunt - but legolas rocked
       
      bigbird, Nov 7, 2019
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  6. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I. Am. Not. Short @bigbird
    That was supposed to be a comment lol.
     
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    2. Cherrypop
      This is a comment I believe lol.
       
      Cherrypop, Nov 7, 2019
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    3. bigbird
      lol sorry shorty :)
       
      bigbird, Nov 7, 2019
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    4. Cherrypop
      You are just freakishly tall
       
      Cherrypop, Nov 7, 2019
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    #408
  7. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    Gripe: leaves filling the backyard after I've collected big piles of them.
     
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    #409
  8. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Gripe: The fifty million threads that are all about basically the exact same topic.
     
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    #410
  9. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Gripe: cold snaps in November.

    You all keep these temps up north where they belong!

    And you keep that unseasonable erratic humid weather down South! Don't think I don't still have my eye on you.
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Keep your cold up there too!:p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 12, 2019
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    2. user 326
      Lol it's supposed to be in the 50s here this time of year.

      This is a Canadian invasion.
       
      user 326, Nov 12, 2019
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      StrawberryCupcake, Nov 12, 2019
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    4. user 326
      Been crazy.
       
      user 326, Nov 13, 2019
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    5. user 326
      Ohh her. I was wondering who the hell Sabah Conor was.

      She's most badass in the second one imo.

      But yeah, true. Though I consider having a tornado not all that far from me on Halloween night pretty fucking crazy. Followed by freezing temps the next day.
       
      user 326, Nov 13, 2019
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    #411
  10. WickEdDarkness

    WickEdDarkness Porno Junky

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    The plastic wrap on cheese slices
     
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    #412
  11. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    Had you had a hot breakfast waiting on you....as I just did.
     
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      Welp....as I also said...this is better than waking up to a blow job, she said...''I wouldn't know, I've never been woken up to a blow job''

      I believe that was a subtle hint.
       
      ace's n 8's, Nov 13, 2019
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    3. ace's n 8's
      3 eggs over easy...hash browns and white toast...not much for pancakes..
       
      ace's n 8's, Nov 14, 2019
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    #414
  12. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    People behind you on the freeway flashing their lights for you to pull over and let them pass when there is a line of cars ahead of you and there isn't anywhere they could go anyway. What the fuck is up with that?!?! :stop:
     
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    1. shootersa
      They were never taught that it isn't a race, it's more of a parade.
      Relax, you're ahead of the clown car.
       
      shootersa, Nov 13, 2019
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    #415
  13. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    When your phone updates and changes little things in a way that becomes tedious and annoying. Old man gripe.
     
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    #416
  14. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    Drives me crazy when I go someplace to get a cup of coffee and the store is out of half and half. It brings a tear to my eye every time.
     
    #418
  15. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    When I can't think of a good gripe in the morning. Now I'm going to have to wait until something annoys me! Grrrrrr!
     
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    1. Rixer
      You rang? :p
       
      Rixer, Nov 14, 2019
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    #419
  16. WickEdDarkness

    WickEdDarkness Porno Junky

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    When the dog runs around the house with muddy paws and won't let you catch him
     
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      So far it sounds that she is smarter than you.
       
      Sanity_is_Relative, Nov 15, 2019
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    3. WickEdDarkness
      This is the most absurd interaction I've had in a long time...thank you for the entertainment
       
      WickEdDarkness, Nov 15, 2019
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    4. Sanity_is_Relative
      Next time try to not be absurd.
       
      Sanity_is_Relative, Nov 15, 2019
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    5. WickEdDarkness
      So says the person who just compared my dog's muddy feet to children who are supposed idiots. Right. I will say goodnight...you have defeated me with your cunning intellect and snappy turn of phrase.
       
      WickEdDarkness, Nov 15, 2019
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    6. user 326
      This was a hilarious read.
       
      user 326, Nov 16, 2019
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    #420
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