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  1. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    Stead What light on yonder breaks?

    A fucking Trump tank you stupid human.

    Ok if its any consolation at this point on the battlefield Old Stead here we lay flattened. I openly confess and admit we humans will have a ways to go before we can become horses
     
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  2. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    I tell you it is actually safer here. So if you see @shootersa about that whole tin horn dictatorship thing are you willing to meet me here?
     
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  3. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Safe?

    In the park across the street from the school right after school today or admit you're a chicken.

    And bring someone along to hold your knapsack and help you get home.:blackalien:
     
  4. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I finally got bean sprouts and alfalfa sprouts today. My regular grocery store doesn’t carry them.
     
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      Grow your own on the kitchen window sill.
       
      Anniemated, Feb 19, 2020
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      I have black thumbs or I’d have tons of cilantro.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 19, 2020
    3. Anniemated
      Lol @ black thumbs :)
       
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  5. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    Are you still a vegan, if you eat pussy, or swallow?
     
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      Lmao!!!
      Was that a public service announcement?
       
      Rexxracerr, Feb 19, 2020
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      A woman couldn't be could she, if she's eating viable sperm?!!
       
      Anniemated, Feb 19, 2020
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    4. Anniemated
      I should start a thread entitled 'Calling all women vegans! How do you get around eating viable sperm?!!'
       
      Anniemated, Feb 19, 2020
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      Hmmm!!!
      Is that a sexuality question?
      :kiss::kiss:'s sweet annie. ;)
       
      Rexxracerr, Feb 19, 2020
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      That's where I've put it lol
       
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  6. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    This is a safe space, "Random Thoughts",... not a thread for "Specific Political Bullshit and arguements", take it elsewhere Stumbles!
     
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      *checks roster*

      Nope, nobody died and put you in charge.

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
       
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  7. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Unrelated to anything on this thread,
    Back when in High School guys used to have routines going back and forth all day long, "You suck," "I found your mothers shoes under my bed," "I saved your life, I killed a shit eating dog" "you jerk off with Tweezers" real winners. I thought maybe this was of a way of bonding, since we all liked each other, and liked being together. And that was when we were maybe 15 or 16...But what? some guys never get past their high school days?
     
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  8. Deleted user 643675754

    Deleted user 643675754 An Xnxx Water Nymph Banned!

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    I really am missing my home ....
     
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      theres enough rain coming down in the UK for you to have a new home over here soon ! never seen to much flooding
       
      bigbird, Feb 20, 2020
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      Most likely @bigbird , id prolly feel right at home in Bath, Spa ;) i actually miss UK too..but heart belongs to somewhere else... ;)
       
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  9. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    Spent an hour tonight talking to a German girl who claimed she was a madam in a human trafficking operation in Miami. Spent two years in an American prison she claimed. Probably not true but made for a story and accentuated that Xnxx mentalities exist in the real world too. So y’all can leave your screens and go outside.
     
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  10. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    Still seems like a sustainable source of energy would be from cadavers of obese people. That fat is very energy rich and since they are dead the obese people won’t care. As they don’t live nearly as long as the non obese there should be plenty of fat to go around powering many of our cities.
     
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  11. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I need a drink!
     
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      Me too.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Feb 21, 2020
    2. Sweetpassion
      I need one too!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Feb 21, 2020
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      If I could, I would ladies :shamefullyembarrased:
       
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  12. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    I’m drinking
     
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      Wine is crazy cheap here unlike in the states.
       
      cirdellin, Feb 21, 2020
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      Here, cheap wine is cheap
       
      deleted user 555 768, Feb 21, 2020
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      I need something stronger than wine. Lol
       
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  13. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    Got my hair done today and I was wondering how all the stylists remember so much shit about us when we see them only every few weeks. I see one stylist and I can’t remember her kids name, but she remembered to ask me about an event I have coming up. Blew me away
     
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      Mine is actually my best friend I’ve known since middle school. She better remember stuff about me lol.

      I know what you mean though. It’s definitely a great interpersonal work skill.
       
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      Even her assistant who holds the foils, seemed to know stuff about me. I’ve never even noticed her before.
       
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  14. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    If you can even imagine someone you’d rather be with than your partner then you have no business committing to your partner cause he or she will show up one day.
     
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  15. Dell Long

    Dell Long Porno Junky

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    I sure hope so
     
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  16. LaidBackInToronto

    LaidBackInToronto Porn Surfer

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    I don't agree. I can always imagine better, because no one is perfect and smoothing out some rough edges would help. But I've been in a marriage that was terrible and that I should've left over a decade before I did, and I'm now in one that could be better if we could get past the one major source of tension (an awful ex, in the picture still because of my child), but if we could, it'd be fantastic, even if not perfect. Sometimes what you have isn't worth it, but sometimes you have what you both need and it's not worth waiting for better.
     
    1. cirdellin
      Your expectations have to be realistic but if one can imagine someone better then your partner, one is already ripe for infidelity in my opinion.
       
      cirdellin, Feb 21, 2020
    2. LaidBackInToronto
      I think it depends on how willing and able you both are to work on the things that could be better, and on your own attitude to accepting imperfections. Some people require perfection, so when they don't get it, because no one's perfect, they're dissatisfied. Others will make the best of what they have. They know there could possibly be someone better (their partner with fewer flaws, for example), but they choose to accept their partner and focus on the good.
       
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    Deleted User 2234432 Craic Addict Banned!

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    Looked up an old girlfriend today.

    One of the many perks of being a trainee gynecologist...
     
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  18. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    REPLIED ALMOST TWO DAYS LATER.....


    submissively speaking, Yesterday at 10:59 PM

    "*checks roster*

    Nope, nobody died and put you in charge.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯..."
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    Said as she crawls out her hole, why now?, ....you been quiet for a week....Need someone else to play with, your bored, havent done enough damage?
    ...This is "Random Thoughts", not "Random Shots".

    I'm sure somebody will be along you can obediently give a meaningless, "like or a laugh", too, ...sit tight.

    Tell me, what was your inspiration for starting your shit with me again?, Is this the third or fourth time, I forget?
    Oh, I get it, you mock and take shots in GD and your all sweet in Sexuality with food and hot tubs...kind of a dual personality going or just a phony?

    I'm retired and can be on here all day, whats your excuse?

    Good Morning
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Goodness gracious, shy. What’s all the fuss about?

      There’s no shit to start; you don’t get to tell people where to post. Period. Not stumbler, not me, not anyone. Seems to me, someone needed to remind you, and I’m ... not shy. ;)

      And I mean really, do I have a hole, or a lair? :laugh:
       
  19. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    Holy shit "Cirdellin" is suspended!!! WTF that's odd...He seemed arbitrary at times but civil. But then, what do I know...?
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      ...last resort of whiners and looses, hit a button
       
      deleted user 555 768, Feb 21, 2020
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      Not suspended for long enough
       
      1 Toy Maker, Feb 26, 2020
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Goin to Home Depot again, I hate that store but its better than Lowe's