I dreamed I was a pimp

 

I dreamt that I fell in love. Her beauty was ethereal. Her body was flawless. The experience was otherworldly. When I held her close it felt like being hit by a lightning bolt.

 

Last night I dreamt I was at home alone and my coworker stopped by. When I open the door, he grabs my waist and pulls me into him. For the rest of the dream we were upstairs.

 

That a well dressed man knocked at my door. When i opened he asked if i could keep a secret while i heard some women laughing further away. I said of course then he gave me some cash. He smiled and said that there is more if i would be interested to come to a very special party this weekend. I said that it sounds interesting, then he handed me a flyer together with some more cash and very sexy thong for men. End up in this and you will not regret it, he said and left.

 

When I was a computer programmer, I had a coding problem I could not solve. That night I dreamed about solving the problem. When I woke up I wrote down my solution, so I would not forget. The next day I tried the solution I dreamed about. It worked!

 

Last night I dreamed I bought an expensive fountain pen that leaked, staining my shirt. When I woke up this morning I wondered if I could wash the ink out of my shirt. Then I realized it had been a dream.

 

Ugh. I had a drinking dream last night. It's only the 3rd one I've had since I quit drinking. I'm sure it's because I'm stressed with school starting, and I've been so busy that I missed my meetings since Sunday. No bueno!

 

Being tied up

 

I dreamed that I swallowed several items of clothing, and then pulled two of them out of my stomach. That dream makes no sense to me.

Several nights ago, I dreamed that I found two pens that I lost. Yesterday I found those pens the way I did in my dream.

 

wildhorses1, if that is you in your avatar, you are pretty. Please post some more photos of yourself.

 

It was a nightmare, it really tore me up. My dream was about the OP of this thread being reincarnated as a Geordie asshole.

 

I was having mukbang probably triggered from Chinese food thread last night

 

During the last year, when I wake up from a dream, I sometimes think that what happened to me in the dream really happened to me. It is not until I have been awake for at least a half hour that I realize that it was only a dream. Also, a dream will be depressing of disgusting. I need to be awake for a while before I get the feeling out of my mind.

 

I don’t usually remember my dreams but 2 of the last three nights I have had very vivid sexual dreams with my sister in law

 

Electric Sheep!

 

Martin Luther King, Jr. was scheduled to speak at my college campus. I said that I planned to attend, but I made several critical comments about King. A black student threatened me.

 

I dreamed that I was given the opportunity to give two lectures on two theories about the composition of the Torah. The Torah is the first five books of the Old Testament: Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy.

My first lecture was on the Fundamentalist theory that Moses wrote the Torah.

My second lecture was going to be on the Documentary Hypothesis. This holds that the Torah was originally four separate documents, that were eventually combined.

My first lecture was well received.

However, I was expected to give my second lecture from a very small opening in a cliff. If I fell from that opening, I would cripple myself or die.

 

I went to sleep wondering why lottapicklejuice got ignored in Tulsa... only to find out Tulsa left town. I'm sleeping a hell of a lot easier now.